Backwards BackwardsUser

👋 Hey, I'm BackwardsUser. 👋

function information() {
    const BackwardsUser = {
        name: "Alexander Harding", // I thought your name was Backwards!
        origin: "Canada", // Eh?
        birth: {
            unix_timestamp: 1086624000, // Timestamp-ed
            year: 2004, // Gen-Z *Shivers*
            month: June, // Hot! I'm gonna boil to death 😟
            day: 7, // An Odd Number? Shame.
        },
        education: [ "Mohawk College" ], // 🏫 Still attending!
        interests: [ "Coding", "Gaming", "Music" ], // Very Basic.
        goals: [ "Develop Something Cool", "Help towards something useful", "Live a Happy Life", "Family" ], // 🙂
        active_oses: [ "Windows 11", "Ubuntu" ] // Beep Boop Beep 🤖
    }

    return BackwardsUser; // Where is this going?
}